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Alien Allen

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In honer of this weeks theme of the NFL :D

The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Detroit.
· For the first offense, they give you two Detroit Lions tickets.
· If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Detroit Lions.


Q. How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A. To Ford Field (the Detroit Lions Stadium) - they never have a touchdown there!


Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.


Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.


Q. What do the Detroit Lions and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
 

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Alien Allen.... I so got that in an email about a week or so ago..... ummmmm.... I didn't think it was funny then either.
 

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Alien Allen.... I so got that in an email about a week or so ago..... ummmmm.... I didn't think it was funny then either.
I think it is hilarious

I hope somebody sent a boat load of them to Ford

The team is hopeless

I want them to lose em all so maybe the old man will wake up and find somebody that can run the place. but he will likely screw it up.

plus I want to hear the coach after losing every game say once again how they are that close to winning.
 

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This week

Ladies = Tweety Bird
Men = Sylvester the Cat

LOL .... since most of the men around here keep trying to figure a way to catch us LOL:24:
 
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