off the wall question

[sexy.time]

wtf you guyz are strange. i have never ever seen baby wipes in somebody bathroom unless they have a baby.
i mean it makes sense to me as to why you do it, but......i have not once seen moist wipes in a bathroom

 

[groundpounder]

this thread cracks me up. Now I know way TMI about you guys/gals.

I'm with you on this one.

Having said that, baby wipes are AWESOME!! And efficient. One can usually get the job done in a couple of sheets.

But, yeah, this thread is odd.

 

[NightWarrior]

wtf you guyz are strange. i have never ever seen baby wipes in somebody bathroom unless they have a baby.
i mean it makes sense to me as to why you do it, but......i have not once seen moist wipes in a bathroom

They use it to clean up the jizz man.

 

[groundpounder]

I have a silly question...

If in the course of wiping your ass, you got crap smeared up your arm, would you be happy just taking a wad of toilet paper and cleaning it off? Do you think that makes it clean enough or would you need to use soap and water?

The first thing that jumps into my mind is that I'm thinking you need to practice those ass wiping skills, homeslice! :eek

If you answered no above, then why is it good enough to only wipe your ass with toilet paper???

And the easy answer, of course, is that your ass is in your pants so no one sees it, you don't handle things with your anus (unless you bat from the left side of the plate), etc. Outta sight, outta mind.

We started using those wet wipes (like baby wipes) and I feel 100% cleaner. No matter how clean you think you got your ass with toilet paper, when you use one of those wipes, it shows that you still had residue. :yuk

It's so true when you say ass residue = :yuk.
So true. And you're right, too, by the way.
Wet wipes FTW!! I've never felt so 'fresh!'

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Well since you going all the way with that baby wipes and stuff, may as well go the extra with the good ole baby powder too aye?.

 

[Ria]

I think is a common misconception in our materialist society that expensive and "branded" means better. Most things in Lydl (if you Brits have it too, it's German), Dia and other cheap super market are as good and cheaper. So it's obvious I buy toilet paper there

Yes, we have Lidl stores in England too.

I have bought both dearer and cheaper tp - have to say, I haven't noticed the difference to be honest.

I'm with you on this one.

Having said that, baby wipes are AWESOME!! And efficient. One can usually get the job done in a couple of sheets.

But, yeah, this thread is odd.

It's odd cos it's a nurse who started the thread - they love chatting about anything like that LOL

Good thread Amy, I love reading your 'off the cuff' posts, they crack me up - you rock girl!!!!!! :clap

 

[HouseOvaries]

I also notice that you can use less toilet paper if you have less shit to wipe. To have less shit to wipe simply spread your asscheeks apart and shit.

 

[Boomer]

Well since you going all the way with that baby wipes and stuff, may as well go the extra with the good ole baby powder too aye?.

I use baby powder every day. Keeps the boys fresh.

 

[groundpounder]

yes, I like the oddity of this thread. It's a head scratcher! :clap

But seriously, poop on your ARM, Tim? :wtf:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

only time Ive ever gotten poop on my arm was changing a babys diaper lol

and the baby wipes in the bathroom....cant say Ive ever heard of that. Wouldnt that be cold?

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

I also notice that you can use less toilet paper if you have less shit to wipe. To have less shit to wipe simply spread your asscheeks apart and shit.

:24::24::24: House. Makes sense.

Economize to maximize

 

[HouseOvaries]

:24::24::24: House. Makes sense.

Economize to maximize

My tip of the day!


Also, if you call now you can get a free package of Charmin Toilet Paper.

*Batteries not included

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

I use baby powder every day. Keeps the boys fresh.

Ain't no shame in dat Boomz.....Fresh as a wink.

I know I wasn't talking shit there.

 

[Ria]

I use baby powder every day. Keeps the boys fresh.

Nah, powder just clogs up the pores - :yukingrowing cheese - eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!

 

[Boomer]

Its all good Freeby. Just blow the dust off before tasting. It gives it that nostolgic feel.

 

[Ria]

Its all good Freeby. Just blow the dust off before tasting. It gives it that nostolgic feel.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr :eek, Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yuk

 

[Boomer]

I've gotten no complaints, thank you. *crosses his arms and points his nose up*

 

[Ria]

I've gotten no complaints, thank you. *crosses his arms and points his nose up*

*Blows raspberry*

 

[Boomer]

*snatches Freeby's tongue* Har har!

 

[Ria]

*and spits*

Oh Booms, we had better take this to PW, it just happens doesn't it, without realizing.

Then you can give me me tongue back lol

Amy, I am really sorry for doing that on your thread hun.