Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone
in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man
looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're
wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice
soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room,
light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening
you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill
and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the
old man.
"Get serious", she says. "Four times in the rocker."
in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man
looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're
wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice
soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room,
light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening
you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts
digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill
and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the
old man.
"Get serious", she says. "Four times in the rocker."
