[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]NUN IN A TAXI
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]A cabbie picks up a Nun. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]She asks him why he is staring. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]#1, you have to be single and [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]#2, you must be Catholic.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]The nun says, 'That's OK.. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
:thumbup
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]A cabbie picks up a Nun. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]She asks him why he is staring. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]#1, you have to be single and [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]#2, you must be Catholic.' [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times] [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman, Times]The nun says, 'That's OK.. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
:thumbup[/FONT]
