Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bill's wife, Ann, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well
indeed, he did. She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.00."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since
her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John does not, John should be
at her house around 2:00 p.m
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
sharp. After paying Ann the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left. As usual,
Bill came home from work at 6 p.m.
Upon entering the house, he asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by
the house this afternoon?"
Ann answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this
afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and
after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player.
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bill's wife, Ann, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head
on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well
indeed, he did. She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.00."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since
her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John does not, John should be
at her house around 2:00 p.m
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
sharp. After paying Ann the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left. As usual,
Bill came home from work at 6 p.m.
Upon entering the house, he asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by
the house this afternoon?"
Ann answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this
afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and
after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player.
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