Nooooooooooo Chuck Norris NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[teh_fuzz]

Where has all the badassery gone?

People even made video game look-a-likes!



And of course the duel that could have caused a vortex in the universe had it happened twice!

Chuck norris, you led a good life, people adored you and the internet has made you famous well into your golden years... Please drop off the face of the earth for none of us wants to see you get old



Granted, he is 80+ which is an age when most people wouldnt even be able to shit in a toilet, but still!
Chuck Norris, please... Dont let us see you grow old!

 

[Dana]

Norris is a pussy hiding behind a character... Have you seen his emotional religious tirade on Youtube?

 

[AUFred]

He is 73. Could probably still kick butt in a pinch.

 

[Joe the meek]

At least Bruce died in his prime, which everyone will remember him by.

 

[darkcgi]

he said there was no way he could take bruce

 

[teh_fuzz]

Norris is a pussy hiding behind a character... Have you seen his emotional religious tirade on Youtube?

im not one to bother with religious bullshit... much less to search for it on youtube LMAO

 

[darkcgi]

 

[Natasha]

Norris is a pussy hiding behind a character... Have you seen his emotional religious tirade on Youtube?

Do you really think any of us believe Chuck Norris is roundhouse kicking solicitors that come to his door??? So what...he's still awesome.

 

[Joe the meek]

he said there was no way he could take bruce

Honestly, that thought NEVER crossed my mind.

 

[teh_fuzz]

Someone mentioned something that totally makes sense to me:

1. The persona of chuck norris is not the man... chuck norris as we know it is the BEARD!
2. An old chuck norris (the man) is nothing but a vehicle for the beards awesomeness
3. As it is clearly illustrated in the old man pictured there, the best has moved on... to find another host!
4. All hail the chuck norris beard!