Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
"The Newspaper Ad"
(The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.)
MONDAY: For Sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M."
WEDNESDAY: Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale -- R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who loves with him."
THURSDAY: Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale! I smashed it! . . Don't call 948-0707 ... I have had the phone disconnected! I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly! ... Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit ...
(The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.)
MONDAY: For Sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred In R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M."
WEDNESDAY: Notice: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale -- R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who loves with him."
THURSDAY: Notice: I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale! I smashed it! . . Don't call 948-0707 ... I have had the phone disconnected! I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly! ... Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit ...
