Good luck with that one, sierra.
My New Years resolutions:
- Take over this forum.
- Get - rep.
- Eat a baby or two.
- Write a lot of my book.
- Pay off my credit card.
- Make Mulder love Obama.
- Make Minor Axis love McCain.
- Eat a McCain's cake.
- Get Cool Breeze and Gracie back here.
- Pound GP's Ground.
- Get Peter to stop saying cunt.
- Get Wednesday to change her name to Friday because thank God it's Friday.
- Get
BadBoy@TheWheel to either be a good boy or at least take his bad boyness somewheres else than behind the wheel because he keeps hitting pedestrians.
- Get V to marry Natasha and/or Jersey.
- Get RedRyder to STOP WEARING RED BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF BLOOD. Perhaps, orange?
- Get Synergy to legally change his name to Syn. But buddy, I was calling you Syn before other people and you didn't like it. :mad
- Get AnitaBeer a beer.
- Take Alien Allen public so I can prove that ALIENS DO EXIST.
- Figure out a funny joke about Strauss, but I don't really know 'em so I'm sorry this is lame. Will you forgive me? I hope you do, because it hurts my feelings to not know what to say about you. I mean, I should know something, shouldn't I? I think you deserve to have something written about you but I can't think of anything so I'll probably make this a priority over everyone else because you deserve it. Seriously. I promise I will have something to write about you. For real.
- Teach RecklessTim that maybe being careful once in a while will stop the herpes. (Just sayin'.)
- Tell GuesSAngel the answer so she can quit guessin'. (It's 1, just so you know. Check)
- Inform SgtSpike that a less aggressive name will bring in more ladies.
- Fix BrokenHeart's heart.
With beer. Probably the beer that I was gettin' for Anita. Sorry Anita.
- Take that bar of soap out of Tyler Durden's hands, maybe take him to the hospital and then probably make a really witty Fight Club joke that will come at a later date, like when I didn't fall down some stairs. (Heh, heh??? Okay. I'll stop...)
- Tell Zorak that Gambit is horrible. I'm sorry. On the plus side, you're still cool.
- Apologize to those (or congratulate them, depending on how you see it) here that weren't included in this.