An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked: "How many?"
The man replied: "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said: "That's too small a dose."
The old fellow said: "Oh, I'm past 80 years old and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes."
The pharmacist asked: "How many?"
The man replied: "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said: "That's too small a dose."
The old fellow said: "Oh, I'm past 80 years old and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes."