Kakapo Dundee
Active Member
That's a good one Aeval.In my wonderful world, children would be born with the confidence of teenagers and the maturity of grandparents. The oceans would be flat calm[except for selected surf breaks], warm, and teeming with fish. It would rain between 3am and 5 am every night, at a steady and uniform rate, and there would be enough farmland for animals to graze free range.There would be fast wide roads to everywhere, and beautiful scenic rail lines through the highlands. The wind would be gentle, but consistent enough to run a small turbine 24/7 for each householder. Just enough to fly a kite or ride in a hot air balloon. There would be huge wind farms in the rural areas, and several beachside resorts with massive hot thermal springs that draw tourists from around the world. These closely-managed tourists would provide our benevolent monarch with enough income to supply the very best in social benefits to all of our people. We'd all be comfortably prosperous, there would be work for everyone that wanted it, and there would be public access television with three brilliant channels and no politics or reality shows. Children would be born from eggs, and would emerge at an advanced stage, potty trained,coherent, and walking, within a year of the parents choosing to lay an egg. Men's and women's sex drives would be perfectly matched, 6 pack abs and perkyness would last for ever, and Burger King would be low-cholesterol, high protein health food.
