My next apartment

zirconaz said:
My next apartment is going to have more than one bedroom. goodgrief.png
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zirconaz said:
What? No...nothing to do with them. I can't fit my stuff in my current apartment. I need more space just for me. :willy_nilly:
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Siphorous said:
Pack rat?
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zirconaz said:
No (well I am but that's not the issue here) my apartment is just that small. Seriously. :willy_nilly: I got rid of most of my "pack rat" stuff when I moved here and I still can't fit everything in properly. :(
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:homo: to ALL of that!
 
zirconaz said:
And it SUCKS, doesn't it! I wish I had my old apartment back. I wouldn't mind a bigger bathroom either (don't need a second one, just bigger :p) but another bedroom would be priority for me. I think I'm going to look into moving elsewhere sometime next year.
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You could always move to the Yukon and build a house. I saw 7500 sq ft of land for sale for $9000 cdn.

I guess it would be a tad cold though eh :nod:
 
HottyToddyChick said:
Was not either!!!!!!! :mad :p

My kitchen was actually spotless this morning :D After I unloaded the dishwasher and put the dinner dishes in it, or rather the water glass and fork.
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Well he coulda put the fork in the glass, the the glass on the counter and then had his squirt.
 
Thornless said:
I don't. I always open the door, if its ever closed, and walk right in to pee/poop or join him :)
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We... um.... I have a rule in this house. If the door is closed do not enter cuz if you do it will be the last fucking door you ever walk through. A man needs his peace and quiet and one place to get it. To me that's the shitter.
 
HottyToddyChick said:
WILL have two bathrooms.

Just saying. As I sit bouncing and impatiently waiting my turn. This sucks.
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i'm kinda new here, so i'm going to just bust into this and give a big glad to meet all of you. i've been lurking and posting all over cyberspace since the late 90's. i've been publishing my writing for over 40 years -- long before you could do it online.

finding a literate, upbeat, respectful crowd to post in is getting more and more difficult. i haven't been able to find a community that could handle my output and i felt good about taking the time to give it to them. i see a lot of high thought in many of you and i'm looking forward to sharing with you.

:sarcasm

here now, hotty honey, it looks like you just decided to enter into a permanent cohabitation agreement with intent to reproduce.

am i correct?

may i inquire how long this contract has been in force?

i'm also going to guess that there may be some enculturation that makes it impossible for you to use the bathroom at the same time, yes?

you will be amazed at the savings in your water bill if you were to bathe together, not to mention the heightened sensuality of wet as opposed to dry sex.

the commode can be a problem, easily solved by adding a second one.
i haven't done anything like that contractually for many years, so i can't quote a price.
i do wicked hot tubs and water gardens as well.
 
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darkcgi said:
I dont mind sharin the poop hole
but I dont like bumping into stuff thats on or around the sink
I dont want to feel like im juggling when im shaving
so how many bottles of stuff does one person need anyway
I will pee off the porch
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you look like you've had to share some latrines in your day and i've peed off plenty of porches around this here great land of ours.

i'm the world's worst housekeeper if i'm living alone, but if i'm sharing with anybody, excuse me, i was supposed to have been a naval officer but they killed the kennedys and all the best schwartzers and let the bush leaguers take over instead, so i never did that, but i've got those kinds of standards when it comes to kitchens and crappers. (sorry about that run on sentence but i kinda like it like it is. :p )

i walk into a bathroom, i do not want to see hair anywhere; on the drains, the toilet rim, in the corners, nowhere. i don't want to see crud in the tub, the toilet or sink, and like you, what's with all the fucking bottles and why didn't they get stowed when you're finished?
 
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