My New Nephew Is Being Born Right Now!!!!

Invite them and their significant other over for dinner, Serve oysters, asparagus, red wine, and every other food you can think of that is rumoured to be an aphrodisiac and then make them watch a really romantic comedy video with you, then stretch and comment about how tired you are and send them home all warm and horney.

You'll be an uncle in no time at all!
 
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