My master plan for superpowers.

[Zorak]

Honestly, some people think this won;t work. I know! Tools.

Anyway, I have developed a life plan to help me achieve superpowers one day.
Basically, I have developed a stringest routine that involves the four following things:
1.) Drinking
2.) Smoking
3.) Good food like steak, kebabs, kfc etc
4.) Masturbation\sex

Basically, by clogging my arteries, lungs, heart I hope to train my heart to pump more blood, my lungs to take in mroe oxygen etc to compensate for the obstructions - then one day I give it all up and live healthy, maybe some sort of surgery to fully rid myself of the obstructions...
The masturbation and sex helps to keep some sort of exercise going to make sure I dont get fat and keep muscles active, plus with the added strain that the other options present they should become stronger and more efficient too.
then one day i give it all up, and live a healthy life...
And then BAM!
I am a truely healthy person whose heart pumps more blood, lungs take in more oxygen and whose body is the greatest and most powerful thing the world has ever seen.

How can it fail? Give it a few years. You'll see. You'll all see. I'll be the jumping over the rooftops chasing criminals.

 

[Suzie]

Good luck with that!!

 

[Carthage]

I laughed at that, not just because it's funny, but because it's such a brilliant idea!!!!!!!

 

[dt3]

It actually is ingenious. Count me in.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Do let us know how it goes.

 

[想不出来]

It's a difficult thing to give them up when you become addicted to them....
None of listed I had done.(I only had ate some ice-cream in kfc.)
But.....What's meaning about the word before sex?HMMMM,I guess it means "DIY"..

 

[Zorak]

It's a difficult thing to give them up when you become addicted to them....
None of listed I had done.(I only had ate some ice-cream in kfc.)
But.....What's meaning about the word before sex?HMMMM,I guess it means "DIY"..

indeed....

burping the worm
[FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] abusing the usual suspect[/FONT]
choking the chicken
[FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Answer the bone-a-phone
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] beating the bishop
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Making the bald guy puke
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] fiddling the ferret
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Doodl;e your noodle
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Self-love
saying hello to the one eyed monster
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Pumping your gas at self service island

.... so to speak

....... Anymore anyone?
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[COOL_BREEZE2]

indeed....

burping the worm
[FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] abusing the usual suspect[/FONT]
choking the chicken
[FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Answer the bone-a-phone
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] beating the bishop
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Making the bald guy puke
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] fiddling the ferret
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Doodl;e your noodle
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Self-love
saying hello to the one eyed monster
[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Arial] Pumping your gas at self service island

.... so to speak

....... Anymore anyone?
[/FONT]

 

[All Else Failed]

Have fun not living.

 

[Ria]

OK......

 

[satinbutterfly]

Basically, I have developed a stringest routine that involves the four following things:
1.) Drinking
2.) Smoking
3.) Good food like steak, kebabs, kfc etc
4.) Masturbation\sex

Tried all of that... and it's done the complete opposite.