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Kungfu
Guest
A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles West of Brokeback
Mountain,and, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's
thename of your 'willy'?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is
a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you
tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for
the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping
on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty
cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right,
who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
"'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a
Rock!' And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before
he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN !"
Mountain,and, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's
thename of your 'willy'?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is
a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you
tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for
the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping
on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty
cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right,
who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
"'Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a
Rock!' And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before
he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN !"
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