My flashlight

[Alien Allen]

I left my big flashlight on a job a few months ago so i finally decided to replace it.

I looked on the internet and found one that I thought would do the job. I need a lot of light as sometimes I go into basements with no electricity

Remind me next time to check out the dimensions

This thing is bigger than a friggin watermelon :24::24:

 

[Taralynn]

Looks like one of the miner doo-dahs that go on their heads.

 

[AUDRAA]

wow Froggy you need some pretty big hands to carry that thing

 

[AUFred]

Spotlight Froggy!

 

[Alien Allen]

This should give a better perspective

It takes up most of my stovetop

I may have to return it

 

[retro]

i totally read the title of this thread as "My fleshlight" and was like, woah way too much information :24:

 

[AUFred]

i totally read the title of this thread as "My fleshlight" and was like, woah way too much information :24:

i did too:24:

 

[AUDRAA]

This should give a better perspective

It takes up most of my stovetop

I may have to return it

ohh froggy I like your stove wanna cook me dinner?

 

[Tangerine]

i totally read the title of this thread as "My fleshlight" and was like, woah way too much information :24:

Especially when coupled with the "big as a watermelon" comment

 

[Alien Allen]

Hey Bitch you can have that fucking stovetop

It is a piece of shit

I was gonna replace it with something nice that works

Glad I waited or that would have been money pissed away

 

[AUDRAA]

I like the flat top ones myself but I think the grill part is pretty cool

 

[Alien Allen]

It would be ok if it was gas

but it is electric and cooks terribly

It has the different modules

I never use the part on the right

and I am now on to the 3rd big burner to be replaced

piece of shit it is

 

[AUDRAA]

ok that does sound bad sorry....

 

[USF Sam]

i totally read the title of this thread as "My fleshlight" and was like, woah way too much information :24:

i did too:24:

:24: That makes three of us. :surrender

 

[AUDRAA]

perverts!

 

[PoopaSwoof]

i totally read the title of this thread as "My fleshlight" and was like, woah way too much information :24:

:homo:

Great minds think alike?

That is a one big flashlight.
A bit of overcompensation going on there Prick.

 

[Alien Allen]

I think I might return it

It is just a tad too unruly

But it sure has a hell of a light

18 million

 

[Accountable]

I think I might return it

It is just a tad too unruly

But it sure has a hell of a light

18 million

Sell it to a neighbor with a teenage daughter. Loads of fun for dad! :24:

 

[Alien Allen]

This thing chews up so much power it takes the battery 15 hours to fully charge and then only is good for 15 minutes I found out

 

[RedRyder]

Take it outside.... aim it towards my house.... I'll let you know if I can see it! LOL!