My Favorite Animal

[RedRyder]

My teacher said I was being disrespectful. She'd asked us what our
favorite animal was, and I'd
said, "Fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right. Everyone else
in the class laughed. My
parents told me to always be honest, and I am. Fried chicken
is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member
of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork
and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the Principal's office. I told him what
happened and he laughed too.
Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was
chickens. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried
chicken.
She sent me back to the Principal's office again. He laughed, and told me
not to do it again. I
don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but
my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her "Colonel
Sanders". She sent me to the Principal's office again.
This school stuff is really confusing.