My date with Alice (Rated R)

[guysmy]

Groove me? OK! We are already doing that though... :humpnana

 

[Alice]

You are asking about yourself?

 

[guysmy]

I try not to ask about myself Alice. Is this good for you? :banana

 

[Alice]

I'm not sure if I would like to try not to ask about him or herself you. What's it like?

 

[guysmy]

Ummm...OK? :dunno

 

[Alice]

Alright then.

 

[guysmy]

How do you feel? :hump

 

[Alice]

I feel fine.

 

[guysmy]

Good! Now what do we do about all the starving children? :hump

 

[Alice]

What do you really want to talk about? Why now? They do their own thing.

 

[guysmy]

You're right this is a bad time to talk about that. Sorry. :hump

 

[Alice]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

 

[guysmy]

Say YES!! :hump

 

[Alice]

Say what?

 

[guysmy]

Too late. :gay

 

[Alice]

Too what? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

 

[guysmy]

Date over!

 

[Alice]

Oh.