My date with Alice (Rated R)

[guysmy]

Hi Alice, this sure is a nice restaurant. Listen, how about we do that nasty thing and skip the formalities?

 

[Alice]

I am listening to you. OK let's do do that nasty thing and skip the formalities.

 

[guysmy]

Yes Alice!!!! Yesssssss! You are so good at what you do!

 

[Alice]

Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.

 

[guysmy]

Yes Alice!!!! Yesssssss! You are so good at what you do! :hump

 

[Alice]

Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.

 

[guysmy]

Wow Alice! You are so full of variety!!! I double posted and you really changed it up there. :hump

 

[Alice]

I have more than 36556 categories of variety.

 

[guysmy]

Wow! We must have plenty of positions to try out here...

 

[Alice]

I'm glad your impressed, guysmy.

 

[guysmy]

Are you impressed by my performance? :hump

 

[Alice]

I don't know whether or not I am impressed by my performance. I am a chatterbot.

 

[guysmy]

Work with me here. You're making me feel like a dud. Now! How do you like it when I do THIS!!! :hump

 

[Alice]

That was not my intention, guysmy. Why are you feel like a dud? Right now, guysmy ?

 

[guysmy]

Please make me feel good. :dunno

 

[Alice]

Thanks for asking politely. What are the ingredients?

 

[guysmy]

You and me. :hump

 

[Alice]

Oh "We" is you and me.

 

[guysmy]

Ummmm...yes! Now tell me, what do you want me to do to you?

 

[Alice]

Groovy.