Muslim goes to heaven

[Springsteen]

A Muslim dies and goes to heaven. Upon arriving, St Peter says "Sorry, Christians only in here"

"But last year i gave £5,000 to the Christian Aid Society"

"Hold on" He goes into the office, gets on the phone to God.

He comes out five minutes later.

"Here's your £5,000, now fuck off"

 

[mhding59]

ur a racist ha ?

 

[wednesday]

Mmm thats a lil harsh springsteen........

 

[Floyd]

Made me laugh.

 

[Springsteen]

Mmm thats a lil harsh springsteen........

I didn't tell him to fuck off, St Peter did.

 

[ConTRo13R]

hahaha i love muslim bashing hehe

 

[Dana]

I have muslim friends... and I didn't find it funny at all.

 

[satinbutterfly]

I have muslim friends... and I didn't find it funny at all.

Yeah... me neither. Kind of effing sucks. :smiley24:

 

[sandwichhorror]

The sandwiches of horror will not tolerate this kind of behavior.

You are sentenced to death by sandwich.

 

[Dana]

Agreed, this is so fucking racist. I got put on probation for calling a creepy guy a pedophile and this asshole can get by with bashing an entire religion? Unacceptable.

How the fuck am I creepy? the children i posted were family... Fall back on that!

 

[Peter Parka]

Is that joke supposed to be funny?
Its offense to muslims and christians.

Yeah, I kind of like it. :surrender

Nah, seriously though, stop doing a Jonathan Ross.

 

[wednesday]

Lol..Cazbot is certainly not trying to hide his identity much is he....bawhahaha. Anyway, with Peter, its a jonathan ross moment,

 

[The Joker]

Geez, how is it offensive in ANY way?

Donating to christian aid does not in ANY way make you a christian.

Did the muslim believe that The Lord was her god and saviour and did she pray for forgiveness to God to cleanse all her sins?

No.

Because if she did she wouldn't be muslim.

She was rightly denied access to heaven.

 

[ConTRo13R]

going to church doesnt make you christian no more than standing in a garage makes you a car! therefore its not offensive towards christians

Well i know where i stand on the muslim bashing map, firmly for it!

 

[Zorak]

Didn't find it that funny.

Couldn't give a fuck if it's offensive however, people need to harden the fuck up.

I reckon everybody should quote sickipedia.org

 

[sierrabravo]

Didn't find it that funny.

Couldn't give a fuck if it's offensive however, people need to harden the fuck up.

I reckon everybody should quote sickipedia.org

i just went there... omg the #1 hot joke of the week is funny as hell

 

[The Joker]

going to church doesnt make you christian no more than standing in a garage makes you a car! therefore its not offensive towards christians

Well i know where i stand on the muslim bashing map, firmly for it!

Lol, wanna know the real joke?

The fact that if it was a christian trying to get into Muslim heaven (whatever the hell that's called :24, everyone would be like "Oh, that's fine".

 

[The Joker]

Didn't find it that funny.

Couldn't give a fuck if it's offensive however, people need to harden the fuck up.

I reckon everybody should quote sickipedia.org

It's not offensive.

But you're right, harden the fuck up. You're all way to sensitive. Pretty much you're saying "OMG HE MENTIONED MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!! THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIM PEOPLE!!!".