Most Awkward Social Situation I Can Imagine...

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Ever see a dude walking towards you from like 30 yards, and think in your head "I'm gonna say "Hey, how's it goin?"". Then when he gets close, you start to say it, but he beats you to it. But you have to keep going with it cuz you've already commited. Then feel like a dumbass cuz you just said the exact same thing as him, and he said it first?

Happened to me. I don't like it. I need something unique to say. Any ideas?
 
You don't need to think of anything unique to say. You want to always be sincere as much as possible. I think you just need to work on your timing. Wait to you make comfortable eye contact with people. Make sure you are wearing a smile. Say what comes natural. (Good morning, afternoon, etc.)
 
dt3 said:
Ever see a dude walking towards you from like 30 yards, and think in your head "I'm gonna say "Hey, how's it goin?"". Then when he gets close, you start to say it, but he beats you to it. But you have to keep going with it cuz you've already commited. Then feel like a dumbass cuz you just said the exact same thing as him, and he said it first?

Happened to me. I don't like it. I need something unique to say. Any ideas?
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Just beat on your chest like a Gorilla when you walk by or just give the head nod.

Whats up works well too.

I think this was a Larry David moment too on Curb Your Enthusiasm, or if not, it should be. I can see him walking around prematurely ejaculating words out of his mouth in an uncomfortable way in an attempt to be first.
 
I just hate when I'm in a public restroom at the urinal and someone walks up says whats up? I'm like dood, you don't have to be polite at the pisser.
 
AllVenom said:
I just hate when I'm in a public restroom at the urinal and someone walks up says whats up? I'm like dood, you don't have to be polite at the pisser.
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Word. i dont want any doods chattin to me while I got my cod piece in my hands. You know what? Whats up with using the middle urinal? If no ones in there but us two, fuckin give some space ya ass hat! :yuk
 
hahah yeah i get that alot at the bars.

your just pissin..minding your own buisness.

and some drunk ass old guy stumbles up beside you....looks down......looks back up, head just a swayin cuz their hammered.

and they say something like "hey hows it goin?"

truly annoying. and you can see it coming from a mile away
 
First of all, that's definitely not the most awkward social situation I can imagine, but anyways...


How about "Why howdy thur partna!!"
And if they say something first, you say 'WHATCHOO SAY BOUT MAH MAMA??"






works every time.:ninja
 
FIXED :eek ;)
AllVenom said:
I just hate when I'm in a public restroom at the urinal and someone walks up says "Hey that's a nice wide stance you have there. Ready?"
I'm like, "dood, you don't have to be polite at the pisser. Just ram it in there."
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sorry steven, I couldn't resist. I'm sure plenty will be done with mine as well. Just too much potential lying around.....
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Peter Parka said:
I hate trying to take a piss in a public urinal when I'm standing next to some one a foot taller than me, it's just not possible!:willy_nilly:
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Peter, I'm sorry about that last time. I can't help what God gave me in da sausage category :)
 
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