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i need more coffee tim. we're running out!
oh yeah and we just ran out of creamer :(.
Timothy, you have achieved Nookie Nirvana. Got her right where you want her!

I can see Tim in the kitchen with a freshly ground batch of beans, and Alicia rounding the corner with bug eyes and dark circles....
She rushes Tim and says, "ZOMG!! Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!! GottahavemycoffeegimmegimmegimmegimmeGIMME!"
Tim says, "Ah ah ah...not so fast. What did we talk about, sweety?"
Alicia says, "Wha?...Oh, allrightgodammit! I'llturnaroundandbendoverandletyouhaveyourwaywitheveryholeonmyperson! Justgimmethecoffee! Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!"
 
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