Moonshot's made up quizzes.

[moonshot]

You are: Accidentally Looking At
Goat Porn . . . And Loving It!​

The only smut you've seen to date are
the small drawings in the illustrated
bible, and those people are usually
being smote. Who knew that goats
could be so much fun. Do they have
female herders? Better sign up for
a "HOT" jobs account and find out!​

Take the Quiz: Go(a)t Milk?

Brought to you byVend-A-Goat ​

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You are: Business in the Front, Party in the Back!​

Like Booter before you,
you are brave, practical,
and likely to catch on fire
near lit candles or barbecue
grills. By the way, you're
out of AquaNet and Lone Star.
Stop by the Quickie Mart

after you're done "managing"

my waste.​

Take the Quiz: What is your management style?
Brought to you byHighly valued marine flesh ​

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You are: bootleg ham!​

You're a tenderloin that's hot to trot, with a side of sock it to me to spare.
Extra mayo with a dash of wham bam thank you ma'am,
who ever thought fake ham on a hotplate could look so good? Not me. But you know. Some people like...your kind. *shudders*​

Take the Quiz: All Your Cows Belong To Us
Brought to you byThe Village People​

You are: being forced to watch Jerry Maguire on a non-stop loop for 365 days straight!​

Show me the razor blade, 'cuz

you had me at IN HELL!

Take the Quiz: What miserable experience can you compare your job to that makes your job seem not so bad after all?
Brought to you by:Mr. Miserable​

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[memento_mori]

What? You Don't Like Spam?!

 

[All Else Failed]

I don't like spam!

 

[AUDRAA]

please dont tell me you like spam.......