Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Every morning, before coming down to the breakfast cave, Osama bin Laden
would look into his magical mirror and ask, "Mirror mirror on the wall,
who's the BIGGEST arsehole of them all?"
The magical mirror would reply, "You are O sama". That would make his day
and he would arrive at the breakfast cave with a huge smile on his face,
before indulging in a lavish breakfast of dried cowpat cereal and goat's
milk.
Not a day went by when he wouldn't ask the mirror, and every day the mirror
would confirm his question. Yes, he was in fact, the biggest arsehole of
them all. Life was good !!
One day Osama arrived at the breakfast table with a huge scowl on his face,
and he was obviously very upset. One of his eleven wives summoned up the
courage to ask him, "What is wrong O sama?" Osama replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS
ROBERT MUGABE?"
would look into his magical mirror and ask, "Mirror mirror on the wall,
who's the BIGGEST arsehole of them all?"
The magical mirror would reply, "You are O sama". That would make his day
and he would arrive at the breakfast cave with a huge smile on his face,
before indulging in a lavish breakfast of dried cowpat cereal and goat's
milk.
Not a day went by when he wouldn't ask the mirror, and every day the mirror
would confirm his question. Yes, he was in fact, the biggest arsehole of
them all. Life was good !!
One day Osama arrived at the breakfast table with a huge scowl on his face,
and he was obviously very upset. One of his eleven wives summoned up the
courage to ask him, "What is wrong O sama?" Osama replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS
ROBERT MUGABE?"
