Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence

[Mrs Behavin]

The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.

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poot police in school? :wtf: that is so silly!

 

[charLIE2291]

WOW...im not sure what else to say.

 

[Peter Parka]

:horse:horse:horse :wtf:That said, when I was at school, if you got caught farting you would usually get a very stern look from the head master even though everyone else found it funny!

 

[NuckingFuts]

FARTS ARE COOL..............:ninja

 

[DACS]

When I was at school it was incredibly embarrasing to fart! I suppose the best bet is to lob stink bombs at the students who compete: I dont care what you eat - nothing beats the odour of pure ammonia, plus the burning sensation on the skin will be a good deterrent too ;-)

 

[Sparkey Duck]

That is just stoooopid.

Think of all the injustices, the most violent criminals (often the silent ones) will go unpunished. Unintentional loudies will get scorned. Too many of the innocent will be hurt... It MUST be stopped

 

[Elle]

LMFAO ....!

I guess if it's being done interntionally IN the classroom, it's disruptive.

I for one, would personally laugh my ass off, as I'm unfortunately amused by "those" noises.

UNLESS it's done RIGHT next to me!

 

[Pudding Time]

LOL what morons!! I love it when these dipshits pass laws they can't enforce.

How on earth are you going to tell if it was intentional or not? Unless the kid is sticking his/her ass out and letting one rip, you can't.

 

[skyblue]

you think farts smell?.......you should try villa park

 

[Dana]

this is retarded... How are they going to know every intentional fart? Sometime's you just can't control it. I swear rules get dumber and dumber.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

The best/most potent ones are the silent but deadly. :ninja
The ones where it just hits you out of the blue and you never too sure who's responsible. Even the perpetrator will look at you as tho you done it.