Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
Q: What did the one tampon say to the other tampon?
A: Nothing, they're stuck up bitches.
Q: Who makes more money? A drug dealer or a prostitute?
A: A prostitue, she can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What is the definition of making love?
A: Something my girlfriend does while I'm fucking her
Q: Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q: How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A: If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
:surrender
A: Call her and tell her.
Q: What did the one tampon say to the other tampon?
A: Nothing, they're stuck up bitches.
Q: Who makes more money? A drug dealer or a prostitute?
A: A prostitue, she can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What is the definition of making love?
A: Something my girlfriend does while I'm fucking her
Q: Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q: How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A: If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
:surrender
