mexican word of the day

[teh_fuzz]

Given that some of you are not from the southern USA, you may not get these, but I couldnt help myself to laugh my ass off at these.

Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos
didn't wafer me.

Mexican Word of the Day: Juarez
My vieja slapped me and I said “ Juarez your f***** problem?”

Mexican Word of the Day: cheese
Maria likes me pero cheese fat!

Mexican Word of the Day: rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

Mexican Word of the Day: Texas
My pinche ruca always TEXAS me when I’m not home wondering where I am at.

Mexican Word of the Day: puta
Can you puta window down please!!!!

Mexican Word of the Day: herpes
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece and this is herpes.

Mexican Word of the Day: chile
I asked my mom to let me go to the movies and chile me go.

Mexican Word of the Day: defense
My Papi caught me drinking his beer, so I ran out the door and jumped over defense!

Mexican Word of the Day: brief
My Homie farted gacho and I couldn’t brief.


Mexican Word of the Day: European
"damn vato! when you came home drunk last night, European all over thge place!.

Mexican Word of the Day: JUICY
Hey vato i will roll da joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops

 

[JKSTR]

ok thats really funny????..............

 

[Meirionnydd]

I thought the second one was funny. I don't really understand the other ones though, probably because I'm Aussie

 

[Elle]

I lol'ed.

 

[Dana]

Pretty much like Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Pretty much like Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary.

:homo: lol

 

[Dana]

those were hilarious though

 

[Mrs Behavin]

ok thats really funny????..............

I thought it was pretty good stuff myself

and so do 155 other people who have viewed this thread :eek

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

funny to me. I speak enough spanish and hear enough mexicans speak bad english down here to understand lol

 

[Bandit]

lololololol

 

[teh_fuzz]

yeah, i'd say mostly it is americans that would get the joke, specially if youre from the south lol

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

oo oo i got one. Burly. "Heeeyy man, we just burly got here and now you wanna leave already?"

 

[Bandit]

klang klang!!!!! aaaaaaaaaakakakakakakakakaka

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

LOL. Those are funny.

 

[tinacolada]

lol
some of those are from George Lopez
i love George

 

[groundpounder]

dozer nieece, cholo!

 

[Breath]

This thread has 4,747 views....???

 

[teh_fuzz]

sweet shouldnt I get a prize or something

 

[AUFred]

those were good

 

[nursey1972]

Mexican Word of the Day: JUICY
Hey vato i will roll da joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops


This one is the best in my book!!!!!!!!!