Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation.
They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be
executed in the morning - though none of them can remember what they
did the night before.
-The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity
Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene
on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness,
and release her.
-The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the
switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their
knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
-The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,
I'm from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.:eek
graduation.
They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be
executed in the morning - though none of them can remember what they
did the night before.
-The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity
Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene
on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness,
and release her.
-The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the
switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their
knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
-The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,
I'm from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.:eek
