andcuriouser
Active Member
I had a really weird dream last night.
Matt and I lived in a commune with several other couples. Matt told me that he wanted to be a polygamist, and my response was: "um, no! You just married me, you can't marry someone else!" He insisted, I got angry. So I got on an ATV and drove to the fair. When I got there, I ran into my dad and I started telling him about Matt wanting to have another spouse, and my dad was like, "Well, it's human nature, kiddo!" And then everything he said after that sounded really strange. It was Norwegian-sounding, but it was really garbled up and odd.
So I went back to the commune, and as I'm coming up to the room, I check in the bathroom, and Matt's in the shower with a girl, and when I started freaking out he says, "She's my wife, Leland! She's my other wife!" We start screaming at each other, and I get pissed off and leave. I steal a car and drive to a Japanese tea shop, and the lady at the counter keeps telling me that I look really upset, and finally she asks what I want. I tell her, "salted tea." And she says, "What the hell is salted tea?" So I start yelling at her, "It's tea with salt in it! It's TEA with SALT in it!"
And then Matt woke me up and I was actually genuinely angry with him. I honestly wanted to hit him. Hahaha.
Oh, and in my dream, "salted tea" was just orange pekoe with salt in it. Don't try it. I tried it to see what it actually tastes like this morning, and it's pretty gross.
Matt and I lived in a commune with several other couples. Matt told me that he wanted to be a polygamist, and my response was: "um, no! You just married me, you can't marry someone else!" He insisted, I got angry. So I got on an ATV and drove to the fair. When I got there, I ran into my dad and I started telling him about Matt wanting to have another spouse, and my dad was like, "Well, it's human nature, kiddo!" And then everything he said after that sounded really strange. It was Norwegian-sounding, but it was really garbled up and odd.
So I went back to the commune, and as I'm coming up to the room, I check in the bathroom, and Matt's in the shower with a girl, and when I started freaking out he says, "She's my wife, Leland! She's my other wife!" We start screaming at each other, and I get pissed off and leave. I steal a car and drive to a Japanese tea shop, and the lady at the counter keeps telling me that I look really upset, and finally she asks what I want. I tell her, "salted tea." And she says, "What the hell is salted tea?" So I start yelling at her, "It's tea with salt in it! It's TEA with SALT in it!"
And then Matt woke me up and I was actually genuinely angry with him. I honestly wanted to hit him. Hahaha.
Oh, and in my dream, "salted tea" was just orange pekoe with salt in it. Don't try it. I tried it to see what it actually tastes like this morning, and it's pretty gross.
