Married to the Eiffel Tower

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Mannequins scare the hell out of me. If I had to choose; I'd much rather get busy with a prominent landmark... :willy_nilly:



So basically, we're one drunken night away from you being caught seducing an opera house.
 
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They used to say the best way to view Paris was from the Eifell tower, not because of it's height and position as a vista, but because that was the only place in Paris it wasn't visible.
Now look at it; it's even got bitches!

The Eiffel Tower's wife insists it's a woman. She took her stockings off and humped it in public on their anniversary.
 

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The Eiffel Tower's wife insists it's a woman. She took her stockings off and humped it in public on their anniversary.

Oh it's a woman alright; cold, domineering, closed for maintenance twelve weeks a year....

I shouldn't have posted that :D
 

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The human psyche is a strange thing... I'm just glad I have a sexual attraction to living breathing females.
 

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So, I watched this at work last night. It was slightly annoying because it's separated into five parts and it started on part 5 and worked its way through to part 1. Kinda weird, but anyway...

The documentary itself was...interesting...to say the least. I was trying to understand those women but I don't think I got there. :unsure:
 

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So, I watched this at work last night. It was slightly annoying because it's separated into five parts and it started on part 5 and worked its way through to part 1. Kinda weird, but anyway...

The documentary itself was...interesting...to say the least. I was trying to understand those women but I don't think I got there. :unsure:

Ya that's weird :s mine didn't go backwards
Interestingly, I wondered if an earlier disclosure about the bow girl's sexual abuse history would have made her seem less annoying...if I watched it backwards it might have happened.

Lol idk I found her so irritating. Amy was likable, though.
 
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