Marriage

[Tim]

• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
  [*]When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
  [*]By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
  [*]Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas
  [*]The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud
  [*]I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous
  [*]"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
  [*]"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison
  [*]"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran
  [*]"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray
  [*]Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash
  [*]The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous
  [*]My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
  [*]A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
  [*]Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous

 

[Thornless]

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[Dana]

lol funny

 

[RedRyder]

Funny stuff!