Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow
her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove
them
to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced
the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
Already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,
dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got
The kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
& after supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make
love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
Said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel
you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things
Back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."
stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow
her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove
them
to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced
the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
Already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,
dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got
The kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
& after supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make
love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
Said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel
you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things
Back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."
