Man screws dolphin for nine months. Writes book.

[darkcgi]

you know that sound you get when you take a large pieces of rubber like swim fins for diving when they are wet and rub them together

 

[BleedingBull]

you know that sound you get when you take a large pieces of rubber like swim fins for diving when they are wet and rub them together

Hahaha damn thats going to infiltrate my dreams tonight

 

[BleedingBull]

I'll never be able to listen to this song the same way ever again :ninja bet she had wet dreams, well she would have had to really.


[video=youtube;cLydf0V5S_o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLydf0V5S_o[/video]

 

[Panacea]

Maybe he doesn't last that long

Lol could be, most humans can hold their breath for thirty seconds :24:

 

[itsmeJonB]

Great thread, 5/5!
Would read again, lol

 

[Zorak]

I had sexual relations with a dolphin.

But he forced himself on me

 

[Panacea]

I had sexual relations with a dolphin.

But he forced himself on me

I bet he didn't even put his snout on your shoulder, that bastard D:

 

[Abcinthia]

I had sexual relations with a dolphin.

But he forced himself on me

At least it wasn't a whale that forced itself on you darling.

 

[Zorak]

Well... a blowholes a blowhole

 

[Abcinthia]

I suppose having sex with a dolphin can't be much different to having sex with a really squeaky woman.

 

[AUFred]

I had sexual relations with a dolphin.

But he forced himself on me

That'll teach you to drop the soap.

 

[darkcgi]

i saw a vid of a group of them like 12 full grown males
play and taunt till its scared a young female dolphin they litterly banged her
it was on regular tv dont get any ideas

 

[porterjack]

dolphins dont have feet

Ha ha

 

[Joe the meek]

Honestly, if you can accept homosexuality, why can't you accept having sex with animals of a different species?

A very wise man once told me "poontang is poontang, just close your eyes".

 

[itsmeJonB]

Honestly, if you can accept homosexuality, why can't you accept having sex with animals of a different species?

This is a joke I presume?

 

[Joe the meek]

This is a joke I presume?

Why?

Exactly what is wrong with having sex with an animal of a different species? Particularly if both animals willingly partake in the copulation?

Fact is, some people consider those who don't accept homosexuality as "close minded". Likewise, why aren't you close minded if you can't accept having sex outside of your own species?

For everyone who looks down upon this man who considers his acts "against nature", why isn't humans having sex with the same gender considered an act against nature (with no chance of propagation)? Some could argue that even in the animal kingdom that homosexuality exists, but the same could be said for animals having sex outside of their own species.

 

[Rachie]

Oh good god- he is messed up. WOW. Anyone who has sex with an animal has serious issues.

 

[Dana]

Shouldn't the name of this book been called "Wet Dream"?

 

[Johnfromokc]

I dont think he would have cheated on his beloved with a porpoise

Bwhahahaha! I was gonna post a witty quip like that but you beat me to it.

 

[Natasha]

I actually heard this guy being interviewed on the radio as I was driving to Tennessee for the Warrior Dash. They asked him who the first person he ever told was and what their response was. He said it was his brother and that his brother told him it was THE most romantic thing he had ever heard. Yeah, right.