Man screws dolphin for nine months. Writes book.

[AUFred]

I have read male dolphins can be quite aggressive with their members. Never read of a man having sex with one.

 

[BleedingBull]

I have read male dolphins can be quite aggressive with their members.

edit nvm lol

 

[Panacea]

Well, Dana. When a man and a dolphin have feelings about eachother sometimes they....

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[Pumpkin]

I'm so confused. Disturbed and confused

 

[Dana]

Well, Dana. When a man and a dolphin have feelings about eachother sometimes they....

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:24::24::24: Did he fucking it in the blow hole? and if so.. does that give it a whole different meaning?

 

[Panacea]

:24::24::24: Did he fucking it in the blow hole? and if so.. does that give it a whole different meaning?

That's a fast dolphin, letting you at her blow hole in only 9 months??? :eek

 

[Mystic]

omg fucking nasty.... bestiality on any level is just wrong.:yuk

... yes Fred i have heard of dolphins getting too randy with swimmers, that is why you will never catch me in one of those swim with the dolphin idiot pools.

 

[Darrell]

That's a fast dolphin, letting you at her blow hole in only 9 months??? :eek

I've met women who let me at their blow hole the first date.

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[Pumpkin]

Here is what I wanna know, given the anatomy of a dolphin should it be considered a titty fuck or vaginal penetration? Or both....

 

[Abcinthia]

Here is what I wanna know, given the anatomy of a dolphin should it be considered a titty fuck or vaginal penetration? Or both....

A mix of the two I'd guess. Tit penetration?

Wait that doesn't sound good...

 

[Pumpkin]

A mix of the two I'd guess. Tit penetration?

Wait that doesn't sound good...

Nothing about this whole thing sounds good

 

[BleedingBull]

Here is what I wanna know, given the anatomy of a dolphin should it be considered a titty fuck or vaginal penetration? Or both....

is there boob near there flaps ?

 

[Abcinthia]

is there boob near there flaps ?

Yes it is according to the FAQ on the guy's website.

 

[BleedingBull]

Yes it is according to the FAQ on the guy's website.

lol I'm not going anywhere near his site, I'd rather let you lot tell me LOL

 

[Abcinthia]

lol I'm not going anywhere near his site, I'd rather let you lot tell me LOL

From the site:

Female dolphins have a vagina (albeit somewhat modified), clitoris and all the other equipment you'd find on a woman tucked away in a genital slit. The breasts are located in pockets on either side of the genital slit.

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Dolphins usually mate belly-to-belly with the female on top! The male swims underneath her, then rolls on his back to mate. While mating, the female holds the male with her flippers tucked in behind his. She pushes, supplies thrust and controls depth of the male's penetration and timing of the act with her rhythmic thrusts. Sometimes they also do it "shark style," at right angles. They are every bit as adaptable as we are. Definitely one of the most liberated females in the animal kingdom!

Doing it shark style has amused me all afternoon.

 

[BleedingBull]

ok now I feel sick lol

 

[AUFred]

Far too many opportunities for puns here. I will just ease out of the thread and try not create any waves.

 

[darkcgi]

dolphins dont have feet

 

[Panacea]

I assume he had a snorkel or something lol...to stay under water that long, however long it lasted...
Ugh, I'm seriously getting nauseated

 

[Pumpkin]

I assume he had a snorkel or something lol...to stay under water that long, however long it lasted...
Ugh, I'm seriously getting nauseated

Maybe he doesn't last that long