Man screws dolphin for nine months. Writes book.

[porterjack]

great stuff

 

[Panacea]

The website also has a sample chapter which was apparantly about a "hot date gone very very wrong". I didn't read it and don't even want to know what on earth went wrong or why it was so hot :yuk

:24: one could only imagine...and I'd rather not haha

 

[Darrell]

I doubt they would have needed lube either, she would have been nice and wet

LMAO. I laughed.

and, typically I'd be repulsed by a story like this, but it's just funny to me. This guy is claiming to have had an emotional / erotic relationship with a dolphin? Someone needs to lay off the peyote.

 

[Panacea]

LMAO. I laughed.

and, typically I'd be repulsed by a story like this, but it's just funny to me. This guy is claiming to have had an emotional / erotic relationship with a dolphin? Someone needs to lay off the peyote.

But we snuggled snouts and I stared into her beady black eyes! It's love!

 

[BleedingBull]

But we snuggled snouts and I stared into her beady black eyes! It's love!

Not been crude, or trying to be uneducated but is a dolphins pussy where the bikini actually is ?

 

[Staci]

why did i go look at the FAQ's *facepalm

 

[Panacea]

Not been crude, or trying to be uneducated but is a dolphins pussy where the bikini actually is ?

That info is in the FAQ section FW now regrets reading lol

 

[BleedingBull]

its pretty tight compared to what I would have thought lol, so I am sure he would have felt the sides.

 

[Abcinthia]

Wow is that a dolphon cunt? It looks like someone has just cut the poor thing.


Wait are we allowed to have dolphin cunts on the main forum or is this thread going to get moved to the underground?

 

[BleedingBull]

Wow is that a dolphon cunt? It looks like someone has just cut the poor thing.


Wait are we allowed to have dolphin cunts on the main forum or is this thread going to get moved to the underground?

theres an underground ? lol if its not allowed I'll delete it. On another note I found the real reason why the affair ended .I sure hope this is allowed its cartoon so i wasnt sure .....

 

[Staci]

omg yall are killing me this morning LOL

 

[Panacea]

Ahh dammit, I was eating cucumbers when I saw the dolphin cunt, now I feel queasy
:24:

 

[BleedingBull]

Ahh dammit, I was eating cucumbers when I saw the dolphin cunt, now I feel queasy
:24:

sorry

..you can admit if it was a taco thats ok but i can see how a cucumber and cunt can be kind of vomit inducing when put together when it isnt your own

 

[Panacea]

Really it was just eating anything then seeing that lol.

 

[Dana]

How is this even possible? LOL

 

[Niamh]

How is this even possible? LOL

see FAQ for details, I believe Abcinthia posted the link

 

[darkcgi]

thats weird
shes not a fish

love jim carrey's rant about the dolphin in Pet Detective

 

[darkcgi]

makes you want to grow a big rubbery one huh

played basket ball with a dolphin once uh I think that is about as intimate as I'm getting

 

[Darrell]

How is this even possible? LOL

Well, Dana. When a man and a dolphin have feelings about eachother sometimes they....

:24: :24:

 

[darkcgi]

Well, Dana. When a man and a dolphin have feelings about eachother sometimes they....

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very funny hahahhahahhahhahhahah