man goes to heaven

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on arriving at the gates he's welcomed by st peter

'let me show you around' says peter

so off they go.......peter shows the man various places in heaven when they come across a room full of clocks

'well whats this' says the man........'well every clock represents a person' says st peter...'every time that person masturbates the clock moves on 10 seconds'

on the the man says...'i see you have a fan in the corner'

'thats not a fan' says peter...'thats boomers clock'
 
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on arriving at the gates he's welcomed by st peter

'let me show you around' says peter

so off they go.......peter shows the man various places in heaven when they come across a room full of clocks

'well whats this' says the man........'well every clock represents a person' says st peter...'every time that person masturbates the clock moves on 10 seconds'

on the the man says...'i see you have a fan in the corner'

'thats not a fan' says peter...'thats boomers clock'

:24: Good god!
 
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