Man Flu

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Peter Parka

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The one week out of the year when a man has a cold, and doesn't feel good, and excercises his right to complain and whine- contrary to every fucking day of a woman's life when we have to hear you complain.

The man flu is usually accompanied by a lack of sympathy from females, which further advances the adverse symptoms of the man flu.
GF: Ugh, BF is so annoying and whiny, all he has is a cold.
BFF: Oh, yeah, the Man Flu.
BF: GOD FORBID you take care of ME for ONE DAY and not complain.
 
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Zorak

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Fucking hell. Don't get me started....

To be honest though my current girlfriend did give me sympathy, just about every other women in my life - including mother, hasn't. And I am really ill only once in a blue moon.
 

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Now that's worse than a cold!! I came off my bike a few years back and bent my back the wrong way!! Which hurt!!!! Didn't break anything, but it took about 3-4 weeks before I could move properly, and another 4 months before it actually stopped hurting!
 

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yea, he has some sort of disc problem. Rugby injury that kept him from playing at that time. I dunno full details, but anything with slipped disks, or multiple ones, (as I think he has), is complex and painful!
 

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Now that's worse than a cold!! I came off my bike a few years back and bent my back the wrong way!! Which hurt!!!! Didn't break anything, but it took about 3-4 weeks before I could move properly, and another 4 months before it actually stopped hurting!

Jeez, that sounds like quite a MESS!
 
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