I think that article might have more truth than it leads us to believe. For you guys out there, I propose you experiment with the concept of 'monkey foreplay'. Try doing simple little grooming things on your woman, see what happens. Comb/brush her hair, scratch her back, non-sexual massages, etc...I'm thinking this might be a gold mine that leads to her jumping your bones.
:homo: Those monkeys are smart little fuckers!