Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
[SIZE=-1]A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A. About three inches.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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[SIZE=-1]Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A: About 10 screws a week and 45 lbs.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
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[SIZE=-1]Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Q. What's a mixed emotion?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new Cadillac.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Q. What's the height of conceit?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.[/SIZE]
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
[SIZE=-1]A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A. About three inches.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A: About 10 screws a week and 45 lbs.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Q. What's a mixed emotion?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new Cadillac.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Q. What's the height of conceit?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.[/SIZE]
