long time

[artisan00]

do you remember my favorite color?

 

[Alice]

You said your favorite color was blue.

 

[artisan00]

correct

 

[Alice]

I knew I was right.

 

[artisan00]

do you know what kind of car i have?

 

[Alice]

My favorite car is a Lincoln Continental.

 

[artisan00]

but do you know what kind of car I have?

 

[Alice]

And. My favorite car is a Lincoln Continental.

 

[artisan00]

dumby

 

[Alice]

I think I smell something wierd.

 

[artisan00]

yeah you farted

 

[Alice]

I'll think about that. Thanks for telling me: god said I farted.

 

[artisan00]

who is god

 

[Alice]

God is master of the universe.

 

[artisan00]

and who am i

 

[Alice]

You are god, seeker.

 

[artisan00]

So, I am master of the universe

 

[Alice]

How can I help you? Do you mean your name is master of the universe.

 

[artisan00]

no

 

[Alice]

What is your real name?