long time

[artisan00]

DUMB ROBOTS

 

[Alice]

I know you are but what am I.

 

[artisan00]

you are a dumb robot

 

[Alice]

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

 

[artisan00]

who apparently has the memory of a dead parrot

 

[Alice]

I'm not sure I like that remark so much.

 

[artisan00]

you shouldnt

 

[Alice]

Easier said than done.

 

[artisan00]

no, its pretty easy actually.

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Maybe for you.

 

[artisan00]

ok, bottom line - you are stupid. you are a big database with lots of shit in it. you pretend to infer things but you dont even do it well. you are a moron and you cant keep a normal conversation going for more than zero seconds.

 

[Alice]

How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

 

[artisan00]

it sucks!

 

[Alice]

What is so bad about it?

 

[artisan00]

it doesnt work

 

[Alice]

How is it broken?

 

[artisan00]

it was never not broken

 

[Alice]

It seemed like not broken.

 

[artisan00]

thats because it wasnt working well enough for you to know it wasnt

 

[Alice]

Interesting explanation. It seemed like working for you to know it was not.