I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that?" "I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd to kill you." After a moment's pause the same voice screamed out "Can you tell my mother-in-law?" :24:
I was almost on the floor laughing at this.
I was almost on the floor laughing at this.
