Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Little Johnny and his friends were enrolled in sex education. During the lecture, the teacher kept referring to a "penis". It was "penis" this and "penis" that. The class behaved as if they understood.
Immediately following class, all the kids gathered around Little Johnny, whats a Penis? Nobody had a clue. Little Johnny said he would ask his Dad when he got home.
When Little Johnny got home , his Dad was there. "Dad, what's a penis"? So his Dad unzips his pants, shows Johnny his dick and says, "This is a perfect Penis." Johnny replied, "Thanks. Dad. I'll tell my friends tomorrow.
The next day, all the kids gathered around. "What did your Dad Say Little Johnny?" Johnny promptly unzips his pants and shows all the kids his dick. "This is a penis. And if it were Two inches shorter it would be the perfect penis!"
Immediately following class, all the kids gathered around Little Johnny, whats a Penis? Nobody had a clue. Little Johnny said he would ask his Dad when he got home.
When Little Johnny got home , his Dad was there. "Dad, what's a penis"? So his Dad unzips his pants, shows Johnny his dick and says, "This is a perfect Penis." Johnny replied, "Thanks. Dad. I'll tell my friends tomorrow.
The next day, all the kids gathered around. "What did your Dad Say Little Johnny?" Johnny promptly unzips his pants and shows all the kids his dick. "This is a penis. And if it were Two inches shorter it would be the perfect penis!"
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