Lets hear stories of speeding tickets you got out of!

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vshayes said:
no comment! HAHAHA

For all that know me.. you know I have gotten pulled over alot.. however, because of my job, i get out of most of them.
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It has nothing to do with your job! its because you da hawt! :)
 
TheOriginalJames said:
Cause your shirts aren't low cut enough. :p
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:24: Rep'd!

SRC said:
no it's more like .. I'm usually quite sassy with them if they pull me over .

Their line of questioning irritates me to no end.

#1. it's not your business where I'm going or where I've been.

#2. yes it's my fucking car, you ran my tag before you walked to my car .. did you NOT just read my DL? asshole

#3. don't ask me if I know what I did .. that's just being a prick .. either write the GD ticket or GTFO.
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Wow, if I was a cop and you said any of those, I'd let you go just because of how funny that is :D I have to say, being sassy to a cop like this is pretty hot!

AllVenom said:
It has nothing to do with your job! its because you da hawt! :)
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Agreed. Women have it easy! Just flash a little skin and get out of a ticket. If men had that kind of ability, we'd be flying down the roads!

I've been caught on our four-wheeler for speeding once or twice. It was back when it was legal on the streets out here. One was doing 40 in a 25, got out of it because I told him I had to get home and help my grandma with something :rofl2:

The other one was doing 45 in a 25, and luckily enough I got off with a warning.

I can proudly say though, that all the times I've been speeding in a car, I've never been caught :rockon:The only ones I remember doing(Still wasn't caught) was when I was on this empty dirt road by my house, I felt like getting to my friends house before my dad got home(My mom doesn't usually care, but my dad isn't big on letting us drive without an adult, only having our permits and all), so I was doing about 60 in a 25.

The other time, my mom was with me, and I was going to my grandpa's house. Well, apparently I'm too used to my four-wheeler, so I wasn't reading the speedometer on the car, and I naturally thought I was doing 25, but apparently when my mom yelled, "Watch the speedometer!" I was actually doing 40 :D
 
I actually havent gotten a speeding ticket in years but I have been pulled over 3 different times this year alone.
First time I was on my way home from work and was running late, and a state trooper pulled me over in my own dang driveway. haha! He actually recognized me from work, he asked me if I had any warrants, I said no and he said alrighty have a nice day :)
The 2nd time was I "ran" a stop sign leaving the girls school. BS. I didnt run it, apparently I didnt stop long enough. Just got a warning out of that.
3rd time was just about a month ago. I was heading to the courthouse to re-new my tags on my car and got pulled over on the way there! He said you know why I pulled you over right? YEAH! He then asked me where I worked. Why do they ask you that? I told him at St Joes. He said what do you do there. I told him. He said go get those tags re-newed and gave me my license back.
I got lucky those 3 times :)
 
In England I drove an Italian spec BMW, Sounds fancy but it was really just a sedan.

Cool thing about it though, The head lights were turned on by a pull out knob and if you turned that knob it would dim the dash board lights.

So one time when I got pulled over doing about 40 miles over the limit I just turned the knob and dimmed the dash lights and then played stupid with the copper, I said "Oh dear I can not see my dash lights, So I didn't know how fast I was going, I don't know what the trouble is.... I must have blown a fuse or something."
The friendly and helpful officer reached in, turned the knob and brought the dash lights back up and I acted all flabergasted and amazed at his incredible ability with cars.
He let me go with a wink and said "There you are Love, Now off you go and drive safely ." No kiddin.

Another time It was day light so the dash trick was no way working,,,,and I had expired road tax decals. I was sure I would be in deep trouble and fined as well. So when the copper got up to my window I burst into tears and
told him I was upset with my boy friend and had to get away blah blah.
He straight away wanted to know if this boy friend was chasing me. I said I thought he might be!(Mind you, my boy friend was TDY to Belgium at the time) That dear copper was immediately worried about a mean bloke wanting to harm a tiny little thing like me so he began asking Qs about the bf and didn't even take a look at my road tax, go figure.

Now in Japan, They aren't so forgiving. I got 3 tickets. All large fines. No excuses, No games, just shut up and pay!
 
Crusty Lugholes said:
In England I drove an Italian spec BMW, Sounds fancy but it was really just a sedan.

Cool thing about it though, The head lights were turned on by a pull out knob and if you turned that knob it would dim the dash board lights.

So one time when I got pulled over doing about 40 miles over the limit I just turned the knob and dimmed the dash lights and then played stupid with the copper, I said "Oh dear I can not see my dash lights, So I didn't know how fast I was going, I don't know what the trouble is.... I must have blown a fuse or something."
The friendly and helpful officer reached in, turned the knob and brought the dash lights back up and I acted all flabergasted and amazed at his incredible ability with cars.
He let me go with a wink and said "There you are Love, Now off you go and drive safely ." No kiddin.

Another time It was day light so the dash trick was no way working,,,,and I had expired road tax decals. I was sure I would be in deep trouble and fined as well. So when the copper got up to my window I burst into tears and
told him I was upset with my boy friend and had to get away blah blah.
He straight away wanted to know if this boy friend was chasing me. I said I thought he might be!(Mind you, my boy friend was TDY to Belgium at the time) That dear copper was immediately worried about a mean bloke wanting to harm a tiny little thing like me so he began asking Qs about the bf and didn't even take a look at my road tax, go figure.

Now in Japan, They aren't so forgiving. I got 3 tickets. All large fines. No excuses, No games, just shut up and pay!
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:24: :24: :24: The first one is brilliant!!!
 
For some strange reason, I speed all over LA and never get pulled over. Maybe they will write that into next years script.
 
I was pulled over by a state trooper doing 61mph in a 35mph zone. I could have lost my license right there...he asked where I was going and where I was coming from. I told him that I was going to get something to eat and that I was coming from fannies. "What were you doing there?" he asks. My reply. "I'm a stripper" haha and he let me go. I thought for sure I would be walking home. I got real lucky.
 
i've gotten out of 2 fwy speeding tix because i was in scrubs...they tend to be nice to female healthcare workers =) but damnit, i just got a $50 parking ticket last week, didn't they use to be around $35???!!
 
i cut off a cop going 80 on the expressway in a 65...he never even pulled me over...don't ask how that worked, because it amazed me...i was on the phone with my buddy and told him i just about had a heart attack because i just realized the guy i cut off was a cop :P
 
Got pulled over doing 70 something in a 55, not merging for a state trooper, couldnt find my insurance card, and it seems like something else. He asked if i had been drinking, i said no...i had had a drink or two. All in all he let me go after i told him i was heading home and lived just around the corner.
 
Cops won't try and do you a lot of the time if they arn't on traffic duty but just randomly saw you speeding because the're powerless to do anything. An old workmate of mine once got pulled over for blatently speeding when he shot past a cop car. The copper accused him of speeding and he merely replied "prove it!". Seeing they didn't catch him on a speed camera they had to let him go. If the'd tried to prosecute for it, it would have been their word against his, the CPS wouldn't have even taken it to court and the copper would have probably got a bollocking from his superiors for wasting time and money.
 
Mine wasnt a speeding ticket but here goes
I was driving.. speeding I'm sure and there was a stopped car in from of me.. Well I looked down ( I think I dropped my phone or something) and SLAMMED into the back of this van.. I threw my car in Park and got out and started craying.. kept crying ( Mind you I was 16 JUST had my lis for less the 2 weeks) and by the end I think I had the cops so flustered they forgot to give me any citations.. I shouldhave to 1 for following to closely .. for hittin the van .. for no seatbelts.. for speeding.. lotsa things.. but i got nothing..
 
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