Leah és Sam Édes Otthona

Well, if she still wants that life-size shot of you in your undies I'd prefer she develop and print it herself than send it out to have it done. ;)

Apparently, every photo development lab has a secret photo album of shots they've decided to make dupes of for their own enjoyment. :eek
 
*starts making dinner*

*well... dinner reservations*

"Hello... Shey's? Hi... it's Sam. I need your "Kissing up to your woman" table... yeah... including the champagne... yeah... that too... uh huh... yeah... that too... oh yeah... those too.... listen, do you guys have a payment plan? Maybe take the house as collateral? You do? It's called the "TD Plan"? Excellent. OK.. see you tonight."
 
*starts making dinner*

*well... dinner reservations*

"Hello... Shey's? Hi... it's Sam. I need your "Kissing up to your woman" table... yeah... including the champagne... yeah... that too... uh huh... yeah... that too... oh yeah... those too.... listen, do you guys have a payment plan? Maybe take the house as collateral? You do? It's called the "TD Plan"? Excellent. OK.. see you tonight."

*calls Shey's* "Hello Shay. I'd like to cancel Sam's reservation... we can't make it... yes... he is all tied up"
:ninja


Oh honey! I have something for you !

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:ninja
 
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