Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said: "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second: "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically."
The third surgeon said: "I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded."
"You're all wrong," said the fourth: "Lawyers are easiest. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable."
"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second: "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically."
The third surgeon said: "I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded."
"You're all wrong," said the fourth: "Lawyers are easiest. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable."
