A man is walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Psst… 20 bucks…" she whispers.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the heck, it's only $20. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
“What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop: "I didn't know."
"Well," says the man: "neither did I, until you shone that light in her face."
"Psst… 20 bucks…" she whispers.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the heck, it's only $20. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
“What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop: "I didn't know."
"Well," says the man: "neither did I, until you shone that light in her face."
