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[Minderella]

No. Because mime's would prolly bitch out the cop if they got arrested--therefore not being a mime anymore.

 

[Mercury]

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?

"Can you describe the person that assaulted you? Okay ... he was drinking a glass of water ... mmmhmmm ... he was stuck in a glass box ..."

 

[TenaciousDave]

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

 

[Minderella]

I would yell at the endangered animal for eating the endangered plant.

 

[TenaciousDave]

I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add.

 

[Minderella]

Prolly pee.

 

[TenaciousDave]

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

 

[Minderella]

YAY, Deadliest Catch!!!!

*watches intently*

 

[TenaciousDave]

I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

 

[Minderella]

That's lame. You should have gone to a specifics store.

 

[TenaciousDave]

The other day somebody stole everything in my apartment and replaced it with an exact replica... When my roommate came home I said, "Roommate, someone stole everything in our apartment and replaced it with an exact replica." He looked at me and said, "Do I know you?"

 

[Minderella]

Did they replace Frodo with a replica as well?

 

[fuel1316]

skippy has a roommate...

shocking. think her name is mom?

 

[Minderella]

Bahahaha--Prolly.

 

[TenaciousDave]

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[Minderella]

That's unfortunate.

 

[TenaciousDave]

:rofl2:

 

[Minderella]

:unsure:

I don't like when you laugh at me like that. It makes me nervous.

 

[TenaciousDave]

You have every reason to be nervous.:rofl2:

 

[Minderella]

:willy_nilly:

You are a spider whisperer, aren't you?? You are sending them all to eat me!!