Ladies, is this true?

[pinkporridge]

u know.. ive been in some pretty similar..trust me! u want to hover!

 

[satinbutterfly]

The only time I hover is if the bathroom is particularly disgusting. Otherwise I just check the seat and sit down.

Port-o-pottys are the worst though... because there's no way you can sit down, but it's really hard to hover. :thumbdown

 

[hart]

I sit on the lid. But our office has those paper things, which are fine. But I sure get pissed (pun intended) when some arsehole uses them then leaves them on the toilet, instead of putting them in then flushing!

I only hover if camping an no loo available. And boy is that awkward, it always seems to be cold, ur panties and pants around your ankles, worried ur gonna fall.....that's real fun, guys have it easier

 

[porterjack]

I only hover if camping an no loo available. And boy is that awkward, it always seems to be cold, ur panties and pants around your ankles, worried ur gonna fall.....that's real fun, guys have it easier

pissing on a raging campfire is a treat

 

[boombala]

Color me cautious but I wipe the seat with toilet paper and then cover it with toilet paper; especially in a bar/grill joint. Not long ago, I went to the can and it was soooo disgusting that I went outside and peed between the dumpsterd (was cleaner there).

 

[Dana]

funny thread LOL

 

[RedRyder]

I paper the seat if there's enough toilet paper available. Otherwise, I hover. I have very strong thighs.

 

[Abcinthia]

Some of the toilets in High Wycombe are pretty clean because a pervvy man stands around in there continually cleaning them. I sit on them. Others I hover over.

 

[toomuchwit]

i don't hover, but i sit down like a girl to pee. :surrender

 

[RedRyder]

i don't hover, but i sit down like a girl to pee. :surrender

Why would you? If I had one of those guy things.... I'd never have to worry again! :willy_nilly:

 

[RandomDude]

i don't hover, but i sit down like a girl to pee. :surrender

i do that when im to pissed to aim runk_emoticon

 

[ClicheGuevara]

I know this is for the ladies but I will not #2 at any public bathroom. People are disgusting and I've seen some shitty bathrooms. (Pun intended)

 

[Taralynn]

I make the "Triangle" with TP. Mia is really good about holding onto my legs while I perform the logistics of this intricate manuever, no matter how bad she wants to pee. Sometimes, when she stomps her wee little feeties, I cannae perform the triage but only the V.

 

[toomuchwit]

Why would you? If I had one of those guy things.... I'd never have to worry again! :willy_nilly:

my mother. she house broke me early when i was kid and it's just something that stuck. you should see the looks i get at sporting events when i'm waiting to get into a stall. guys will touch my shoulder and point to an open spot at a urinal, and i tell em, thanks, but i'm waiting for a stall. and they say, oh a #2, and i say, no, #1. that's when they stare down and shake their heads. of course, it doesn't help matters when i'm wearing a large foam we're-number -1-finger over one of my hands, which i tend to do when i'm at a game.

 

[Shankerson]

At work in the ladies washroom they have plastic covered seats, so everytime a lady uses the washroom the plastic covering slides over giving a new, fresh covering.
http://www.brillseat.com/

 

[Natasha]

I hover unless I have toilet seat covers...and every female I know hovers, too. LOL

 

[edgray]

for those hoverers, how about this:

http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

I sit down. Pretty sure it's a much quicker position to get into when you're busting..dack yourself and sit down!

 

[Natasha]

for those hoverers, how about this:

http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

Ohhhhhhhh...myyyyyyyyyy...Goddddddddddddddddd.

 

[Boomerang]

for those hoverers, how about this:

http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

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Is it bad that I find this to be a brilliant idea?