King for a year:

[IntruderLS1]

I was over in AEF's SUV's are evil thread, and he said something along the lines of "Under my plan, such and such" (Very presidential candidate sounding BTW)

If somebody gave you the keys to America for a year, and you were the unchallenged super authority, and nobody could tell you otherwise, how would you run with it?

You can change school policies, government structure, laws, products on the market, foreign relations, taxes, you name it. AEF can even make going to church illegal if he wants to.

How about it?

(PS: I don't have time to do mine now, but I will)

 

[NightWarrior]

Great thread man.

I'd like to see the way we are taxed changed. I'd make it 15% straight across the board for everyone. Get rid of write-offs, credits, etc. Everyone just pays 15% period. We'd have a surplus of money and could start paying off this national debt.

I'd also change the way Presidential elections are handled. It should be the majority vote of Americans, not this Electoral college BS. There's no reason for this arcaic method anymore.

I'd also find a way to pull all of our troops out of the Middle East and quit patrolling the Med. There's no reason for the US to be spending this kind of money to police other nations. We could be using the military to keep the illegals in Mexico.

In addition, I'd find measures to keep jobs in America. We can't keep outsourcing our stuff forever, our resources here will start to dry up and people will stop going to college for IT related fields.

I would also change the way our kids are educated. They are babied way too long during the years that are the most important. Kids should be learning Algebra by the time they hit 6th grade.

For fun, I'd also like to see the speed limits raised. Most of our nations highways can have a speed limit like the autobahn (ya know, none). Of course there would be a limit in place where its too dangerous to be travelling at a high rate of speed.

 

[dt3]

Well for starters, Hef would have to give me the keys to the Mansion. I wanna rule in style.

I think I'd start with the Illegal Immigration issue. Major crack down. Every illegal GONE. No amnesty program or any of that.

Immediately followed by a major review of welfare recipients. Anybody who doesn't legitimately have a reason for it, is kicked off. They can take the jobs left by the immigrants.

Then I'd find be one of the Bunnies and be busy for a little while.

After a quick rejuvenating nap, I'd take the extra money gained from kicking 80% of the welfare recipients off and split it amongst every teacher in the US as a bonus.

Then I would begin drilling the oil in Alaska, fuck the environmentalists. We're dependent on oil (for now at least), so we may as well supply our own.

After that, I'd pour billions into researching an invisible tank. Because we're fucking America dammit, and we need the coolest toys on the block.

Another quick romp with one of the bunnies.

Following that, I'd call Hillary into my office. And just slap the shit out of her for a while. Because I would thoroughly enjoy that.

 

[Boomer]

First, I would buy a plane ticket for all of the single or scandalous ladies on offtopicz to come and stay with me on my hover craft castle that I have built overseas to cut price.
Then I would order everyone to wear their clothes inside out and backwards. Cause criss cross make ya wanna jump.
I would free the west Memphis three.
Mark Bolton and his brother Michael will be my slaves and my entertainment will be watching them get savagely raped by biologically engineered pig monkey men with elephant hanks.
I would then artificially inseminate all the women in America and create an army of red headed freckled power that would soon turn into the new world order.
I would also have a big mac and fries, with a 6 piece nugget on the side. Coke with half cup of ice. thank you.

 

[Thebest]

First I'd bring all the troops back from Iraq, and if Iraq tried anything stupid, I'd nuke them.:willy_nilly:
Then I'd work on getting out of this huge debt the U.S. is in, I don't like being in debt.
I'd also get rid of illegal immigrants. Send agents through towns, find the illegal immigrants, bye bye, back to mexico. I'd also up the Border patrol, so there's no more trying to get through.
Then... I'd sit back and enjoy the ride.



And maybe steal the Playboy mansion's Keys from Donnie.:ninja

 

[NightWarrior]

First I'd bring all the troops back from Iraq, and if they tried anything stupid, I'd nuke them.
Then I'd work on getting out of this huge debt the U.S. is in, I don't like being in debt.
I'd also get rid of illegal immigrants. Send agents through towns, find the illegal immigrants, bye bye, back to mexico. I'd also up the Border patrol, so there's no more trying to get through.
Then... I'd sit back and enjoy the ride.



And maybe steal the Playboy mansion's Keys from Donnie.:ninja

You'd nuke the troops if they did anything stupid? :dunno:

 

[Thebest]

You'd nuke the troops if they did anything stupid? :dunno:

lol no, I'd nuke Iraq if Iraq did anything stupid.

Yeah, I guess that did come out wrong.

 

[Peter Parka]

I'd ban McDonalds and Budweiser!

 

[dt3]

I'd ban McDonalds and Budweiser!

And America would come whoop your ass.



For the third time

 

[Peter Parka]

Third time?:confused

 

[dt3]

Third time?:confused

1776, 1812, and after you banish all things American.

 

[Peter Parka]

USA would never go to war against Britain, you lot love our royal family too much!

 

[Boomer]

USA would never go to war against Britain, you lot love our royal family too much!

They're so damned nice.

 

[All Else Failed]

I was over in AEF's SUV's are evil thread, and he said something along the lines of "Under my plan, such and such" (Very presidential candidate sounding BTW)

If somebody gave you the keys to America for a year, and you were the unchallenged super authority, and nobody could tell you otherwise, how would you run with it?

You can change school policies, government structure, laws, products on the market, foreign relations, taxes, you name it. AEF can even make going to church illegal if he wants to.

How about it?

(PS: I don't have time to do mine now, but I will)

-I would get rid of the electoral college

-Make a massive overhaul on campaign finance. How much they can raise, and how much they can spend

-Universal health care system

-Introduce a proportional election system, like Europe's.

-Make it viable for various third parties to have a chance in presidential elections

-Put forth legislation for car companies to introduce a car that *MUST* have at least 35-38 miles to the gallon.

-Strengthen public transportation and encourage it's use

-A nationwide maglev train system

-Legalize marijuana.

-Lower the drinking age to 19

-Legalize prostitution

-Make all education free, including college and university

-Install social programs that get people off of welfare

-set up and encourage city and town communal gardens

-A massive overhaul and evaluation of our current prison systems to encourage rehabilitation for those who can be.

-Make the death penalty illegal

-16 years of education for all

-Mandatory recycling

-Change the immigration process to America so that its actually viable for poorer families to have access to it.

-Slash defense spending and use it for various local and national community projects

-SIGN THE KYOTO PROTOCOLS

-Actually enforce existing gun laws.

-establish public lyceums where anyone can come and learn on various subjects that may not be offered in their current route of education.

-Take in god we trust off of money and out of the pledge

-Ban sugary products such as soda in schools

-Put forth an international coalition of great minds to use stem cell technology/nanotechnology to cure all forms of cancer and currently incurable diseases.

-Install a sufficient amount of giant windmills off the east and west coasts of America to power entire cities from wind power.

-Establish more "solar farms".

-Make it mandatory that all new buildings and houses being constructed MUST have solar panels on them.




hmm......I'll come up with more later.

 

[dt3]

-I would get rid of the electoral college

-Make a massive overhaul on campaign finance. How much they can raise, and how much they can spend

-Universal health care system

-Introduce a proportional election system, like Europe's.

-Make it viable for various third parties to have a chance in presidential elections

-Put forth legislation for car companies to introduce a car that *MUST* have at least 35-38 miles to the gallon.

-Strengthen public transportation and encourage it's use

-A nationwide maglev train system

-Legalize marijuana.

-Lower the drinking age to 19

-Legalize prostitution

-Make all education free, including college and university

-Install social programs that get people off of welfare

-set up and encourage city and town communal gardens

-A massive overhaul and evaluation of our current prison systems to encourage rehabilitation for those who can be.

-Make the death penalty illegal

-16 years of education for all

-Mandatory recycling

-Change the immigration process to America so that its actually viable for poorer families to have access to it.

-Slash defense spending and use it for various local and national community projects

-SIGN THE KYOTO PROTOCOLS

-Actually enforce existing gun laws.

-establish public lyceums where anyone can come and learn on various subjects that may not be offered in their current route of education.

-Take in god we trust off of money and out of the pledge

-Ban sugary products such as soda in schools

-Put forth an international coalition of great minds to use stem cell technology/nanotechnology to cure all forms of cancer and currently incurable diseases.

-Install a sufficient amount of giant windmills off the east and west coasts of America to power entire cities from wind power.

-Establish more "solar farms".

-Make it mandatory that all new buildings and houses being constructed MUST have solar panels on them.




hmm......I'll come up with more later.

Holy massive tax hikes Batman.

 

[All Else Failed]

Holy massive tax hikes Batman.

Most of that can be paid for by the military defense spending being slashed.

 

[dt3]

Most of that can be paid for by the military defense spending being slashed.

But you'll be overrun in no time without invisible tanks

 

[All Else Failed]

But you'll be overrun in no time without invisible tanks

SHIT!!!

 

[GameCrazed]

AEF- Dude, I agree with alot of what you say, but seriously, mandatory solar panels on all new buildings/houses? That's a bit ridiculous. Will the governemnt be paying for all that too?

Also, why drinking age at 19? What are you, Canadian?

 

[All Else Failed]

AEF- Dude, I agree with alot of what you say, but seriously, mandatory solar panels on all new buildings/houses? That's a bit ridiculous. Will the governemnt be paying for all that too?

Also, why drinking age at 19? What are you, Canadian?

...how is that ridiculous? It no more ridiculous than sanctioning any other building code requirements.

The drinking age being 21 is stupid (I'm American). The only reason why its that way is because a bunch of uptight soccer moms fought for that age in court and got it in most areas. 19 is a fine age.