Just wondering

No no..... Write the list just before you turn the light off to go to sleep.

If I did that I wouldn't be tired anymore. I wood be wide awake. Besides I hate written lists because it forces me to do what I could put off if I wanna. I know it's weird but that's me. I'm a sperm of the moment kinda guy.

Give yourself permission to deal with it the next day.

Permission is not required because I rarely deny myself much.

Oh my! Did you pass the stone? How big was it? I'm just trying to figure out sizes of things..... if you know what I'm sayin'....... :cool

Well I saved it as long as I could but considering I had it in 1990 I figured it was time to let it go so I passed it yesterday. :D

Rewind to 1990.... They did a pile of tests on me at the horsepistol and the stone was so small they could barely see it. They sent me home with some really strong I Don't Care Pills that worked like a charm. After two or three days, I really can't remember, I woke up and had a strong sensation of having to squirt so to the can I went. I had to squirt into a strainer thingy cuz the horsepistol wanted to scope it out so that's what I did. Anywhoo to make a long story even longer as I was squirtin' this rusty looking crud starts coming out. The pain was pretty intense despite the I Don't Care Pills but when I was done I could feel the mofo was out. I got so excited I woke Mrs.Guyzerr up and said " I passed it...I passed it. " :24:

You know Fifi they say a person gets really sick and pukes a lot when they have a kidney stone and they ain't whistling dixie. When it first hit me I had my head in the toilet for hours and ralphed so hard the whites of my eyes were fire engine red. That lasted for quite a while. One day I got to use that to my advantage. :D Mrs.Guyzerr and mineself were walking into a mall and because of my red eyes I wore dark sunglasses. Being the nice guy what I is I didn't want to scare anyone. Anywhoo as we're walking in this little boy of about 8 is staring at me... no he was glaring actually and wouldn't stop so guess what I did? :D Pulled my glasses of and stared right back. The look on his face was priceless and I bet he's never started at anyone since then. :thumbup
 
Well I saved it as long as I could but considering I had it in 1990 I figured it was time to let it go so I passed it yesterday. :D

Rewind to 1990.... They did a pile of tests on me at the horsepistol and the stone was so small they could barely see it. They sent me home with some really strong I Don't Care Pills that worked like a charm. After two or three days, I really can't remember, I woke up and had a strong sensation of having to squirt so to the can I went. I had to squirt into a strainer thingy cuz the horsepistol wanted to scope it out so that's what I did. Anywhoo to make a long story even longer as I was squirtin' this rusty looking crud starts coming out. The pain was pretty intense despite the I Don't Care Pills but when I was done I could feel the mofo was out. I got so excited I woke Mrs.Guyzerr up and said " I passed it...I passed it. " :24:

You know Fifi they say a person gets really sick and pukes a lot when they have a kidney stone and they ain't whistling dixie. When it first hit me I had my head in the toilet for hours and ralphed so hard the whites of my eyes were fire engine red. That lasted for quite a while. One day I got to use that to my advantage. :D Mrs.Guyzerr and mineself were walking into a mall and because of my red eyes I wore dark sunglasses. Being the nice guy what I is I didn't want to scare anyone. Anywhoo as we're walking in this little boy of about 8 is staring at me... no he was glaring actually and wouldn't stop so guess what I did? :D Pulled my glasses of and stared right back. The look on his face was priceless and I bet he's never started at anyone since then. :thumbup
Your reflections back on 1990 made me squirm a bit. I do plan on never having a kidney stone. :eek

As for the little boy at the mall..... I'll bet you are right that he never stared at anyone like that again! :willy_nilly:
 
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